What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh