What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.