What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.