What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.