Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
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Coffee Mug
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
By the ears
Liquor
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
OC A quadriplegic.
By the ears.
For me, it's about three fifths.
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The Liquor store
Straight, No Chaser.
LSD Cards.
On their RRRRRRR drive.
Aida more than I drink !
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
The knife has a point.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
it had a javelin through it's head.
A receding hare line.
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
Ted Cruz
Starving.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
