Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's a redditors worst fear?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac