How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.