How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears