Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.