What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.