What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre