What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.