What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.