What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good