What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre