How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.