The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
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Because the photon was incoherent.
Because they are light.
They having a float-on. it very good
A lightsabre
Planck!*
because Happy Hour ended.
They are light.
Photons
He was Travelling Light
I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
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They both travel at c
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Because abortions float.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
A phone moan.
She said "Buying luggage."