Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light