What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.