What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.