What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.