What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September