What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!