What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.