What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets