Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane