Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.