What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

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What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.