Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.