Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.