Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!