Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho