Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side