Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Previous Random Joke Next

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !