Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go