Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!