Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !