Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.