What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy