What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.