What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.