Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.