Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."