Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.