Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!