Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.