Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it