What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Stud Jokes More Stud Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.