What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Stud Jokes More Stud Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.