Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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She has a hispanic attack

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Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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They break their nose!

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They ran out of san storage

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What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

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Not Zealand.

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A WOOLY JUMPER :)

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong