Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong