Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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I don't know but they're OK now.

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Not Zealand.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong