Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!