Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!