Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.