Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!