Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.