Which purse runs from the law?

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.