What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !