What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.