What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!