What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.