What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.