What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on