What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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Because umbrellas can't walk.

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HellIfIknow

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Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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elephantgiraffesin()

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.