What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.