What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What else?

You've walked out of wife"

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.