Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

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it's just their stereo-type!

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Because umbrellas can't walk

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.