Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.