When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!