When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.