What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog