What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !