What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.