What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.