How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear