How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.