How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear