What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue