What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.