What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard