Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

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Pho queue.

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines