Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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The hippocampus.

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If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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With a pair of Caesars.

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When he's completely out of line

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines