What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

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Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky