What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Kilometrey Cyrus.

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twerkins

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball