Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

see you next month.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction