Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.