Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction