Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.