How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.