How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"