How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.