How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"