How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.