What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.