What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it