What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.