How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!