How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire