How many kids with ADD does it take to ...

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.