How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.