Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

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If they had one more it would be to farty

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Because one more would be too farty.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".