Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.