Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Bi-polar
They're both irrational.
Because they all add up!
People that would use said word can't read.
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
