Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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the Steaks are high."

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty