Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"