Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.