Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.