Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.