Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".