When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.