When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.