How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!