How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.