How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.