How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.