How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.