How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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yishan

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.