How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!