How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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Kraut funding

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"