Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."