Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
His friends egged him on
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
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A Mexican is going to lay them one day
lay floss over their eyes
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A baby with a punctured lung
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
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Let us prey.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
