Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."