Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Oeuf!"
You pullet.
A: Everything was eggcellent.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Eggs get laid only once
Miss Carriage
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A cookold.
Because they can lie about their age!
Are ya?
A: Pretty good
Not everyone gets it
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
A Super Saying
