How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters