How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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A penny-farthing.

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One to get in and one to get out.

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That's my pay-per jam.

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One's a tragic Mick...

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Because they lack taters

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater