How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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He was told not to play with his food.

What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters