Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......