Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!