Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection?

A leperchaun! :D

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Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?